he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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