my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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