Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
This is classic penis vs brain.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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