Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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