this beer tastes like vomit already
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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