Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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