the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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