Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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