Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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