the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It's never too late to be topless.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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