EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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