ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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