i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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