yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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