Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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