wake up i wanna do it froggy style
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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