Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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