afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.