Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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