sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking