Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
did you just send me my own nude
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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