shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Randomize