I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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