I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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