I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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