On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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