have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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