Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I would fuck him just for his dog
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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