Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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