Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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