i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Is it penis luge time yet?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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