your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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