Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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