I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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