Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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