the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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