In the future we'll all be gay
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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