Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
