After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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