idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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