If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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