God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
