Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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