I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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