and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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