I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It was confusing and full of hummus
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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