Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
