that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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