we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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