Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
