Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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