My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
