Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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