your parents love me but you hate me
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
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Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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