"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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